Sunday, June 18th, 2023
GPSD Men’s Soccer Divisional Championship
Toffee Club vs Army of Darkness
3:00 pm
Army of Darkness
The creatures that came to be known as THE EVIL ONES originated from the souls of naughty boys that were desecrated by the darkest pits of Hell itself. Discovered by the ancient demon “Kandar the Destroyer”, he learned to unite these cursed spirits and unleash them upon the world of the living.
These EVIL ONES are a hostile species of undead parasitic demon spirits that feed on the souls of the living and possess their wretched earthly bodies to unite in a quasi-militant soccer force. This “team” is known as the ARMY of DARKNESS.
Initialism: AoD [ey-oh-dee]
AKA: The Evil Ones, Kandarian Spirits, Deadites
Never to be referred to as “Darkness”, “The Darkness”, or “Army” alone.
| GK1 | “Boomer the Pork Freak” Watson |
| 2 | “Blood’n’guts” Leib |
| 3 | “The Stinger” Minger |
| 7 | “Nate the Impaler” Otani |
| 8 | “Toe Tag” Yarne |
| 10 | Anders “The Cap” Johnson |
| 11 | “Black Sky” Stevenson |
| 12 | “The Regal Plague” Hunter |
| 13 | “Holes” McConnell |
| 16 | “Slippery Matt” Evensen |
| 17 | “Maniac Mikey” Rodrigues |
| 19 | “Chainsaw” Garrett |
| 20 | “Bad Bod” Caleb |
| 22 | “Bonecrusher” Cudahy |
| 23 | “Guzzlord the Killer” Pottebaum |
| 24 | “Savage Slick Rick” Carmolinga |
| 26 | “Ivan the Butcher” Caceres |
| 28 | “Slash” Scherschligt |
| 29 | “Meathook” Munoz-Garcia |
| 30 | “Slaughterhouse” Broderick |
| 31 | “A-A-Ron the Tormentor” Liersemann |
| 33 | “Akira the Cruel” Mendez |
Managed by Kandar the Destroyer